WHY AM I DOING THIS?
I believe the chicken tender is worthy of my dedication.
The chicken tender is a culmination of human progression since the dawn of time.
To produce a quality tender, it requires the skill of the hunt, the ingenuity of farming, the mastery of fire, and a sophisticated palate.
Chicken tenders are prepared by dipping chicken meat in a breading mixture and then deep frying them, in a manner similar to the preparation of Schnitzel.
But they are much more than that.
The Answer to everything is the chicken tender.
All hail the chicken tender!