The Fish's Process

Find 'Em
Eat 'Em
Rank 'Em
4 Restaurants Reviewed
21 Chicken Tenders Consumed
1 Nirvana Achieved

WHY AM I DOING THIS?

I believe the chicken tender is worthy of my dedication.

The chicken tender is a culmination of human progression since the dawn of time.

To produce a quality tender, it requires the skill of the hunt, the ingenuity of farming, the mastery of fire, and a sophisticated palate.

Chicken tenders are prepared by dipping chicken meat in a breading mixture and then deep frying them, in a manner similar to the preparation of Schnitzel.

But they are much more than that.

The Answer to everything is the chicken tender.

All hail the chicken tender!

It’s a Chicken Tenders World

I’m just a Swede living in it